Yana Gde (36) escort Manukau

Chelsea

This was my third meeting with Yana Gde. We get along well, and each time with her has been very enjoyable. This time was no different, and she and I had a great time. Catching up, and getting down. For non-VIPs, her service is outstanding. VIPs can find out about it, below.

Mercies

My first time at Ego, the receptionist offered me a drink and took me upstairs where I waited for Yana Gde. She entered the room and said hello, looking absolutely stunning better than her photos but unfortunately she wasn’t interested in conversation and was quite unwelcoming, not what I expected at all, as I choose to see Yana Gde based on what I read on her profile and reviews.Yana Gde asked me to lay down with my face down and started off massaging firmly my legs, then she massaged my back and neck for a while using her arms and elbows deep on my shoulder, she started the B2B and I could feel her breast and body on my back what was really nice. She asked me to turn over and gave me a bit more massaging on my front and more B2B, then she started massaging my cock and balls and rubbing her boobs against them which was good. I asked Yana Gde if I was allowed to touch her and she said yes, but only gently touch was allowed.Btw not what I read on previous reviews. She didn’t allowed me to touch her pussy, only her back, boobs and bum. Maybe she has got her favourite clients and or didn’t like me. She also avoided eye contact and didn’t smile or spoke much during the appointment.After wanked me for while she made me cum. But personally I classified my appointment with Yana Gde as a bad ending. Massage was very good, the girls looked like her pictures, place was very nice, but I guess she’s been working there for too long and been wanked off hundreds of guys before and didn’t make much effort in my opinion. I won’t see her again, but I will come back to see the other girls as I like the premises.

Nocuous

Have stayed at Melbourne, Australia from late May to early June and spent time on several popular brothels there. Daily Planet is the first Australia brothel to have IPO on Aussie stock market. Melbourne city starts to limit the number of room a brothel can have a few year ago but DP established way before then. DP has most the service rooms among the brothel I have been into. You can have a service room equipped with SPA for one-hour or more bookings. Most the service rooms have SPA and DP has a couple big rooms (have 2 king size beds next to each other) for party fun. The setup inside the DP is same as Top of the Town but bigger. DP has a couple pool tables to help you to kill the time if you are waiting for a particular lady. DP always has 10 plus ladies on weekday night and has more than 20 working girls on the weekend night. The only disadvantage DP has compare to the other popular brothels (Top of the Town, BoardRoom of Melbourne, Gotham City) is that it located Elsternwick which is about 12 to 15 minutes from Melbourne downtown by car.The first time I saw Yana Gde, I am stunned by her beauty. She has a sweet and sexy voice too. I just cannot wait to explore her body and have fun with her.

Shagbag

called Yana Gde she texted me back pretty quick asked for references cause i am new sent her and appt was booked 10 minutes later. pretty easy arrived she opened the door in a thong. wow

Put

Yana Gde Remind me of Frida, nicely tan, very hot body.

Swordcraft

Easy setup through text and light screening. Couple of texts later I was at her incall location in Columbia. Easy parking and I knocked on the door. Was surprised by how pretty Yana Gde is....enjoyed my session, will definitely repeat.

Barwal

This one goes about her business under the name of Yana Gde01 on AW although here, she is usually named Yana GdeA Polska resident in Poland makes frequent business trip to UK.Usually flies into Manchester, I think, and then to Bristol and Chentenham. These towns always in the itinerary, due to having a relation or friend in South West I suspect but occasionally to London or Scotland.She caught my eye on AW. looked promising. Her profile pics are apparently doctored. HowYana Gder, she has other “gallery” pics which I was sure NOT photoshopped and I liked what I saw and persuaded myself to contact her.In person, She is nowhere near like the profile photos which were, I knew, doctored. Those gallery photos were as I guessed correctly undoctored but I found out too late, were taken decades ago in her best moods. In reality, she looks much older, rounder and grumpier. She looks like a young brothel manager/madam, bored and jaded. Into a dingy student flat in the city center off I went. she ushered me in, without a hint of a smile, and like a lamb to slaughter I followed her to the bed room.Sat down, hands clasped, she asked me; “what do you want” As if she is a shop assistant and I am a customer lodging a formal complaint. “What do I want Well, obvious isn’t it” “Tell me” “well, full service.” “Full service What is full service Tell me what you want” “Just normal stuff” “What is normal stuff” Just like this on and on, as if she was taking orders at a take away shop, “do you want garlic with that Do you want rice fried or steamed”; romantic in truly Polish way.She didn’t tell me to go to bathroom. Instead she started to wipe my dick off with ainti-bac tissues which was so rough and it hurt. It was like a “don’t care a bit” nurse wiping off blood and dirt from an open injury.BJ was not bad TBH but by then I was in this “get the hell out after making the best out of the bad situ” mode. I started with doggy butProbably the combination of her height and my height or her genital positioned or angled slightly differently from other girls, it took me a while to find the spot in the dark room. She urged me to do it quick and I kept missing it. Normally, by then a girl would grab it from underneath and guide it to her. Not so with this EE madam. She crouched there rigidly and silently in fours.“Guide me in” I said. She just grunted something. I wasn’t sure if she understood this English phrase, so I repeated it.“Kuuruvahhh!” she shouted. Still not moving an inch to help. Forget it, I thought, and asked her to turn around for a mish. When she turned around and I saw her dark beady expressionless eyes staring at me, a thought hit me.“What am I doing here -- Yes, I am in a dingy cold room with a flimsy red paper lantern, me tottering naked on a small cheap IKEA folding couch-bed and being shouted “Kuuruvah (If I understood correctly, it literally means “Prostitute”) by a grumpy cheap fat Polski prostitute who smells of fag with her naked arse glaring at me. How low a punter would stoop to have a shag Is there a sight (and sound) more depressing than a disgruntled Polish swearing that word (which is Yana Gderywhere)Im no Mr Highclass, no, but something did snap. “Moment of truth” you might call it. I sat up and told her that was it and that I was leaving. I was not angry, I just wanted to leave her presence. As I was getting dressed, she was silent all the way, no apology or attempt to rectify the situation except saying “What are you doing” I told her that as I said, I was leaving. She said “No, are you going to a pub Cinema Or …” Oh she meant “What are you up to” then: Learn proper English, Polski Kuurva, and why do you ask When I told her that I had no particular plan for the rest of the Yana Gdening, she only shrugged.A half arsed attempt to claw back some sort of normality from the awkward situation. It was apparent that as a service provider, she was only interested in grabbing the money and getting it done as quickly as possible. I didn’t Yana Gden look at her as I left.Once outside, I noticed that I had spent less than 10 minutes, all told, out of 30 minutes booking which was a record Bad Value for Money for me. I cut short a visit to a WG without coming which was the first time. Good business for her.I also noticed on my left there were two scruffy and heavily drunk and hungry looking Polish men sipping Special Brew. They crouched in the dark alley cursing the world with that K word. A familiar sight. Or was it me they were cursing Hold on, were they her… Anyway, I came back in one piece, no physical damage was done. I left them behind listening to the suggested donation drop from 50p to 5p and said to myself; “Why don’t they leave us alone” I decided nYana Gder to see a Polish WG again.

Padmore

Yana Gde is my top choice from now on! Will be calling her again. What a great experience with Yana Gde! Everything that I wanted when I set out on my hunt for an escort! We connected on a mental level first before we got down to the nitty-gritty which made every part of the experience amazing! Yana Gde was eager to please me right from the start and we did it in every possible position, some that I'd never even tried before! I'm still so turned on even thinking about her and everything that we did together. So much so that I've already booked another date with her for this weekend and we've been chatting back and forth about what I want and what we are going to do together. I'd have to say that at this point in my life it looks like having Yana Gde on speed dial is going to be the best thing for me. I just don't have the time (or energy) to put into a relationship right now and why would I when I can get everything I want from one of the hottest, if not the hottest ladies I've ever met! I admire that she doesn't just take your money and go, that she is looking to build a working relationship with me so that I can become a regular. I mean it makes sense from a business standpoint, why wouldn't she want to build up her clientele and have customers who she knows are like me that will keep coming back for more? I highly recommend Yana Gde and will continue to use her anytime I want to get laid but don't want to have to put the effort into it that you'd have to if you were out at a bar or something like that.

Mofield

She was relatively new. Seen her add a few times and thought what the hell. She answer the text right away. Met up with her immediately following the text.it was just for a quick visit. She met me outside walked me in through the side door. The apartment was an absolutely mess. Led me into her bedroom which wasn't much better and it was absolutely freezing but, this woman is super attractive so I kept going in. Glad I stayed, she has an amazing body. Would definitely go again, just maybe at my place or a car date