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Here's my review of Mona Elise at GFE Massage Sheffield.This is how the worst punt I have ever had started...I saw Mona Elise on the website and instantly loved the pics (more on this later on), she seemed my type = big tits. So I called up GFE and spoke to the man behind reception (owner), made a booking for 5:45pm.So I got ready, shower etc and made my way to GFE, it was raining very heavily so as I parked up at 5:35, I thought I'd wait a min or two and see if the rain slowed down - it didn't so as the clock turned to 5:43 I made my way inside.Once inside, it was quiet, no other punters around. I told the man behind reception that I'd booked over the phone and he gave Mona Elise a shout "Mona Elise your booking's here", he told me to take a seat, which I did.A few minutes later and Mona Elise showed up. I was disappointed as the photos are not accurate, they're either not of her or they were clearly taken several years ago - her stomach is not flat like the girl in the photos, it's either not her or she's gained a few pounds around that area and her tits are definitly not as firm as they look in the photos, she appeared a lot more "saggy" than the firm and fit type. Anyway, I always knew booking without seeing someone is risky but I was willing to take the risk as I was in the mood for action. Over the years though, I've learned that GFE are not the most accurate and love to exaggerate (photoshop) when it comes to showing a true representation of the girl in the photos.Regardless of this, I did not worry too much and thought I'd make the most of it - afterall, during my punting life, I have had some amazing experiences with girls which I would not necessarily say are my type yet they've been amazing in the bedroom.So back to the punt, I followed Mona Elise upto the room as we got inside, she told me to make myself comfortable and that she'll be back, I said no problem and she left. Now I don't know about you guys but I love doing it to music, for some reason they had the radio set to some political discussion channel and that was the first thing I wanted to change but I didn't want to touch anything so I waited for Mona Elise to return, which she did after about a minute, I asked her if she could change the station and she said she didn't know how to. She told me to try, which I did but the remote control seemed unresponsive, she then said it doesn't matter, you ignore the radio and listen to me (easier said than done I thought, especially when it's a political discussion - I am not into politics at all).I asked her if she does OWO to which she replied yes, so I paid £65 for the "GFE", I then asked her if she also does CIM and/or facials and she said she does but it's £20 more so I said I'd leave that for next time then.I now lay on the bed and she joined me to start off with OWO, straight away she said: "don't touch my hair!" - okay, I said as I lay there, hands by my side. The OWO was hardly oral at all, one or two licks, followed by shuffling back and forth on the bed over and over. Clearly she's not into her work or pleasing the customers.I then said "shall we get a condom on", without saying much, she got a condom out and put it on me. I asked if we can start off with missionary, she got into position and I got inside her. "Don't touch my leg!" she told me, at this point I looked at her like "what". She said "I've injured my leg so don't touch it". I assumed this to be bullshit but I though I'd give her the benefit of the doubt incase she actually had injured it, so I said "okay, no problem". So I started to fuck her in missionary, after about 3 mins she says "hurry up, your time is almost up!". I looked at the clock, the time was 5:57, it had been 10 mins since we got into the room. I told her this and she said "no, we started at around 5:35", I replied and said, "no, my booking was at 5:45, I actually made a booking to see you". She was not listening to me and insisted that time was almost up. I had completely lost any desire to be with her at all and got dressed and went downstairs to see the man behind reception.I told the man at the reception that she just told me upstairs in the room that my time is almost up. I pointed to the clock in reception exactly as I said that, the time on the clock was 5:59 PM. He replied and said "I logged her going upstairs with you at 5:47PM" to which I replied, "exactly, and you know that I booked at 5:45PM so how can my time almost be up before it's even 6PM". He said he's sorry and he'll go have a word with her, he went to the back and then came back and said that he's sorry again and that he'll pay me the room fee (£20) back but is unable to pay back the money that she charges (£45). I told him that I've been here before and seen the other ladies, he said he knows and he's sorry. So I was basically charged £45 for 10 mins of "no hair touching", "no leg touching", "no kissing" service from Mona Elise and I didn't finish. Complete rip off.Think I'll be sticking to Sandy's Superstars for a while - I wish they would open a branch in Sheffield!

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Mona Elise is the best provider I have ever seen. Her attitude was unbelievable, she treated me as though we were lovers who have been away from each other for weeks. Smiling and pleasing me from the very beginning to the end. She greeted me in a very nice cocktail dress and heels with our hair and makeup done well. She gave me a nice kiss, I took a quick shower and the fun began. PSE

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In St. Petersburg, I did a Google search under St. Petersburg Escorts and found a list of several agencies. I emailed each one asking what girls were available and SPB Companions responded within the hour. Calling in, there was a little confusion to get an English speaking lady on the phone but all faired well. Mona Elise was actually in my line of picks with all of the girls available and I chose to go with her. Most of the girls on the website work/dance at the various dance clubs (Maximus, Golden Girls, ect.). On that note, please don't waste your time or $$$$$ trying to pull a girl out of the dance club. It is nearly double the price and many of the girls on SPB all ready dance there. Mona Elise arrived on time, hearing a little faint knock at my hotel door. Wow,,, I opened up and the first thing I saw was the most beautiful smile. Sparky, happy and excited are the words to describe on her face. For me, well, I was in awe... she was hot. I quickly let her in and she came in and went to the bed to sit. I locked the door, grabbed the remote and turned on the tunes (thinking ahead in case she was loud). VIP readers....

Rebounce

This hot babe will push all the right sex buttons to give you a great ride. Quickly told her how hot I thought she was, and she got naked right quick and she stuffed her nips and her twat all over my mouth so I could prove it to her. Then she got my trousers off and got my cock in her mouth, and I knew that life couldn’t get much better.Told her I wanted to get it between her tits, and she was more than happy to do that. A great set up for what happened next. Awesome horny babe for sure.

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I was quite taken with Mona Elise's pics on the MKE twitter feed, which I generally trust more than the usual photoshopped pics on their website. Called to book, confirmed that Mona Elise was happy to provide a strap-on service along with watersports. Due to asking for WS I did ask for a room near the bathroom.On arrival I was shown the the small ground floor room after being informed that no other rooms were available. Mona Elise came into the room shortly after and I was genuinely surprised at how pretty she was. Very fresh faced, mid to late 20's, thick thighs, firm butt and a fine pair of titties. I did remark on her breasts once undressed and she said that she had them done, but hats off to the surgeon, it is a great job!After sorting out the paperwork and talking through my range of anal toys, we undressed each other whilst kissing lightly, no DKF on offer before retiring to the bed. Mona Elise delivered some great OWO and ball sucking before she started to abuse my ass with some toys and then moved onto the strap-on. Whilst Mona Elise seemed happy to use it, she appeared to scared of hurting me and took it fairly gently. I asked for more OWO before finishing over her fine breasts.I was offered WS during the hour. However due to the distance from the bathroom I declined.I would be tempted to book a threesome with Mona Elise and Pippa as Pippa certainly knows how to use a strap-on.